Handcuffed at the boarder

I had to run to Washington state on Tuesday to get my perscription filled since my insurance wouldn't allow a 5 day early refill. It was about a 40 mile Journey to the other side of the damned. On my way back I had to cross back into Canada and stopped at the check point. The wanna be asked 100 questions why, when , was is it nessesary for me to come across... ECT... Why do I need medicine? Am I a drug addict? Do I sell drugs? Me: Are you kidding me?

Canada : Sir please turn your vehilce off and hand me the keys

Me: OK

I hand him the keys and he says please step out of the car and put your hands behind your back. Searched me and took my cell phone and everything out of my pockets

 They take my car to the overlooking garage and hand cuff me to the bar on the side of the wall and I had to stand there and watch them tear out the whole car, take the wheels off, pull out the entire back of the trunk (carpet ECT). Backseat, floor matts, You get the picture.

Canada: Sir how much money do you have access to?

Me : I dont think thats any of your buisness

Canada: Im making it my buisness

Me: My wife takes care of our finances

Canada: Figures

Uncuffs me and with a grin have a nice day and ohh we dont put cars back together and the fee for us taking the car apart is 40.00 please pay the cashier for your belongings. I wanted to walk up to the first Canadian and woop the Sh** out of them

That is why I HATE CANADA!

Vancouver BC

Well here I am "again" in Canada! Who would have ever guessed that one? 5 weeks I have to be here this trip and I get the pleasure of working with 7 other German Colleges and the leader of the pack is an old A** HOLE that I swear looks like hittler with white hair, a bad attitude and swears that the Americans never went to the moon. Vancouver is very beutiful and the scenery is like a paradise eye candy if you enjoy the mountain range.