Handcuffed at the boarder

I had to run to Washington state on Tuesday to get my perscription filled since my insurance wouldn't allow a 5 day early refill. It was about a 40 mile Journey to the other side of the damned. On my way back I had to cross back into Canada and stopped at the check point. The wanna be asked 100 questions why, when , was is it nessesary for me to come across... ECT... Why do I need medicine? Am I a drug addict? Do I sell drugs? Me: Are you kidding me?

Canada : Sir please turn your vehilce off and hand me the keys

Me: OK

I hand him the keys and he says please step out of the car and put your hands behind your back. Searched me and took my cell phone and everything out of my pockets

 They take my car to the overlooking garage and hand cuff me to the bar on the side of the wall and I had to stand there and watch them tear out the whole car, take the wheels off, pull out the entire back of the trunk (carpet ECT). Backseat, floor matts, You get the picture.

Canada: Sir how much money do you have access to?

Me : I dont think thats any of your buisness

Canada: Im making it my buisness

Me: My wife takes care of our finances

Canada: Figures

Uncuffs me and with a grin have a nice day and ohh we dont put cars back together and the fee for us taking the car apart is 40.00 please pay the cashier for your belongings. I wanted to walk up to the first Canadian and woop the Sh** out of them

That is why I HATE CANADA!

Vancouver BC

Well here I am "again" in Canada! Who would have ever guessed that one? 5 weeks I have to be here this trip and I get the pleasure of working with 7 other German Colleges and the leader of the pack is an old A** HOLE that I swear looks like hittler with white hair, a bad attitude and swears that the Americans never went to the moon. Vancouver is very beutiful and the scenery is like a paradise eye candy if you enjoy the mountain range. 

Salute The Vergina

Eating Supper this evening I grabbed sugar for my Tea while having desert. To my surprise with my corny thought's and playful mind I give you Vergina sugar. In blue writing it says (The best under the sun) Yes I would agree! ;)

Parle vu France? Montreal

Well here I am.. My first blog I have ever wrote.I have traveled many miles and have been to many places as a road warrior. I have seen some of the most beautiful places that the US and Canada have to offer but feel that after 4 years of doing this that no one has shared my experiances and feelings. So now its time... Lets get started!

Montreal Canada... I have been here many times. It is a beautiful place but if you cant speak french your SOL. To be so close to the border of the US and no one seems to be able to speak English. For Example for lunch I went to McDonald's and it took me 10 minutes to get it through their thick heads all I wanted was a Big Mac for gods sake. For everyone that knows me I hate Canada anyway... and yes that's all of Canada! I only have this feeling because of the way I have been treated here. Coming through customs is like going to the doctor for a physical. I have learned to supply my own KY and immediately grab my ankles and be prepared to be locked in a dark room. So for the time being I'm stuck here for the next 6 days and wishing I had paid attention in French class. Sorry Major Ferjani